Faraz sms; 411 messages
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights
in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so
lets mk them brother n sister.
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Suna hai asar hota hai baaton me,
tum bhi bhul jaoge do char mulaqato me.
humse ruth kar jaoge kahan,
tumhari dosti ki lakir hai in hathon me.
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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
169 chars (2 sms)
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?
Boss: Kyun k Unhe Pehle Se Hi
Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai...
138 chars (1 sms)
1 Pyari si Surat
1 Masom sa Chehra
Thori Sharart
Thori Muhbat
Thori Masti
Thora Maza
JisKi Pyari hr ek Ada
Uska SMS Prhne ka
*SHUKRIYA*
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Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi
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Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
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Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?
Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->
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God Is Very Kind To Women. . .
The Older They Get, The Weaker Get Their Eyesight. So That They Look In The Mirror And Say :
" I Still Look As Good As I Was 10 Years Ago . . . "
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Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho gay hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.
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bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai
sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai
bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Ohh LORD ...
You Were So Generous To Make Such Lovely Things Like Girls ....
Then
Why Did You Have To Make Them In
WIVES ... ;->
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